Privacy
Short version: this site does not collect your personal information.
Last updated October 26, 2026.
What this site collects
This website has no sign-up and no form that sends your details to us. The "Build your text" helper on the contact page runs on your own phone: it fills in a text message in your messages app, and nothing is sent until you press send yourself.
When you call or text us, we get your phone number and what you tell us, the same as any call or text. We use it only to answer you and schedule your service. We do not sell or share it.
Cookies and storage
The site remembers whether you picked light or dark mode, in your own browser. That setting never leaves your device.
Links to other sites
Links to TikTok and other sites follow those sites' own privacy policies.
Questions
Call or text El Patron LLC at 562.448.4731.